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2003-11-15, 00:47:45
Sarah Michelle Gellar to Star in 'Buffy the Strap-On Anal Cherry Slayer'
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By Eben Weiss and Scott Bassett
HOLLYWOOD, CA— The WB Network announced that production will begin on Buffy the Strap-On Anal Cherry Slayer in a new deal with the Spice Channel today. Sarah Michelle Gellar will play the role of Buffy in a monthly adult oriented spin-off version of the hit WB show.
"The spin-off was all my idea," said Gellar. "I wanted to show that women can be strong, tough and sexy. And there’s really no better way to do that than to have Buffy strapping on large, rubber dildos and fucking men in the ass," she added.
"Buffy is such a powerful, assertive character, but I always thought that her sexuality was kind of glossed over on the WB show. It’s time for this character to blossom into an ass-kicking, ass-fucking, super woman," Gellar said. "And it’s also a great way for me to weave my personal life into my work too. I’ve always been into ‘taking my man for a drive,’ if you follow me," she said.
The press conference to announce the media alliance and new program was a carnal assault on the senses, featuring actors dressed as vampires, werewolves and other monsters being violated in unspeakable ways. Stars of other WB shows such as 7th Heaven, Charmed and Popular were part of the action as well, indicating that the Spice Channel/WB crossover would likely involve other shows at some point.
"It’s really a great message for girls," said Allyson Hannigan, who plays Willow on Buffy. "I just wish that I had a show telling me it was okay to dominate men and fuck them in the ass when I was a kid," she said. "I can’t wait for my guest appearance. Willow gets to butt-fuck Xander in the second episode."
Angel star David Boreanz wouldn’t speculate about an Angel special-guest anal. "I don’t know. It’s up to the writers, really, isn’t it?" he said. "But I imagine they’ll want it to happen. I’ll tell you one thing, though. I’m game. Any time."
Adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson have signed on to supporting roles in the series. The show will feature special guests each month. Stars slated to be anal-ed in the two hour premiere episode include Jamie Farr (‘Klinger’ of M*A*S*H fame), Country singer Dwight Yoakam, Billy Bob Thornton, Senator Strom Thurmond and filmmaker Ken Burns. Appearing later in the season are other big names such as Matt Damon, indie filmmaker Jim Jarmusch, Regis Philbin and Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien.
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http://thewarp.studentplanet.com/Vol3Issue5_01_31/gellar12b.jpg
By Eben Weiss and Scott Bassett
HOLLYWOOD, CA— The WB Network announced that production will begin on Buffy the Strap-On Anal Cherry Slayer in a new deal with the Spice Channel today. Sarah Michelle Gellar will play the role of Buffy in a monthly adult oriented spin-off version of the hit WB show.
"The spin-off was all my idea," said Gellar. "I wanted to show that women can be strong, tough and sexy. And there’s really no better way to do that than to have Buffy strapping on large, rubber dildos and fucking men in the ass," she added.
"Buffy is such a powerful, assertive character, but I always thought that her sexuality was kind of glossed over on the WB show. It’s time for this character to blossom into an ass-kicking, ass-fucking, super woman," Gellar said. "And it’s also a great way for me to weave my personal life into my work too. I’ve always been into ‘taking my man for a drive,’ if you follow me," she said.
The press conference to announce the media alliance and new program was a carnal assault on the senses, featuring actors dressed as vampires, werewolves and other monsters being violated in unspeakable ways. Stars of other WB shows such as 7th Heaven, Charmed and Popular were part of the action as well, indicating that the Spice Channel/WB crossover would likely involve other shows at some point.
"It’s really a great message for girls," said Allyson Hannigan, who plays Willow on Buffy. "I just wish that I had a show telling me it was okay to dominate men and fuck them in the ass when I was a kid," she said. "I can’t wait for my guest appearance. Willow gets to butt-fuck Xander in the second episode."
Angel star David Boreanz wouldn’t speculate about an Angel special-guest anal. "I don’t know. It’s up to the writers, really, isn’t it?" he said. "But I imagine they’ll want it to happen. I’ll tell you one thing, though. I’m game. Any time."
Adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson have signed on to supporting roles in the series. The show will feature special guests each month. Stars slated to be anal-ed in the two hour premiere episode include Jamie Farr (‘Klinger’ of M*A*S*H fame), Country singer Dwight Yoakam, Billy Bob Thornton, Senator Strom Thurmond and filmmaker Ken Burns. Appearing later in the season are other big names such as Matt Damon, indie filmmaker Jim Jarmusch, Regis Philbin and Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien.
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