Spiele-Marketing, erklärt

[nggalai]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2220

Quote: "We've listened to what gamers are saying, and we're going to deliver. Gamers know what they want."

Indicates: This company really cares about gamers, and they've seen the light. Instead of sticking to their own designs stubbornly, they'll see how good the general public's ideas really are.

True Meaning: We fired that really awesome lead designer. Instead of having true direction, this game is going to be drawn and quartered by the six thousand directions people want their games to go in. You're all idiots. Have fun with your shooter/rpg/completely open-ended/expertly written/realistic/over-the-top/co-op train simulator.

93,
-Sascha.rb

[q@e]

:up:

Wenn sich diese Erkenntnise ggü. Marketing-Speech so langsam mal durchsetzen würden, wären wir um ein Problem ärmer.

[Gast]

Danke nggalai, herrlich :D :lol: :rofl: :schlag:

[pubi]

Somethingawful halt.

Wenn man schlechte Laune hat, einfach mal ein paar Stuendchen Artikel lesen (ich empfehle die Spiele-Reviews, vor allem das zu Unreal 2), und schon geht's einem wieder gut. :D

Zu geil X-D

[MadMan2k]

Quote: “When it's done“

Indicates: The devs want this game to feature everything: random alien invasions dynamically generated cities with people who really go to the bathroom using BowelScheduler technology, and when it's done, it'll truly be done right.

True Meaning:The devs have picked up a nasty crack cocaine habit and are too busy doing lines off of their sample GeForces and Radeons to worry about things like milestones, release dates, and fans.

:D

[eViLsTieFel]

Quote: "ESRB warning- Experience may change with online gameplay."

Indicates: The developers created an ESRB Teen rated game. However, other players online might create a distinctly different experience.

True Meaning: In our game, we've excluded 'damn' and 'hell' from npc dialogue, or make any overt references to any particular deity or pantheon. We even changed instances of the word 'Nazi' to 'German', since the thin-skinned, politically uptight fucking Germans won't let us sell the game in their country unless we pander to their desperate need to pretend there wasn't ever a Nazi Germany. Our official community forums censor naughty words, and even the word 'gay' because you never know what alum-sphinctered, politically opportunistic drama vultures could interpret that as weakness and a spot of blood and then turn our precious little game into a media pariah. Basically, we, the publishers, developers and their legal team, are covering our asses. Not because of the content we created, but instead because of the miserable, vulgar and malicious experiences we can count on our very customers to create for other players. Please enjoy the game, and if you want to experience the game in its true 'Teen' rating, just don't ever, ever, ever group up with another player.

;D

[Benedikt]

0wnage:


Quote: “Will utilize the cutting-edge technology of (graphics card) to provide the best graphics of this generation!”

Indicates: Sure, you can play it using whatever you have now, but with (graphics card) you can make sure it's SUPER NEATO KEEN.

True Meaning: When our PR department was installing the card, the idiot actually cut himself on the slot. Someone said, "Now THAT'S cutting edge technology," and we're still patting ourselves on the back too much to let that in-joke go to waste.



Toller Artikel!! ;D

MFG,
B. W.

[carcass]

Einfach nur geil;