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Teufelchen
2004-09-17, 15:49:38
… oder einfach nur geschmacklos?
Ich muß zugeben, an manchen Stellen hat die Seite (http://www.armory.com/~crisper/Life/body_count.html) meinen Sinn für schwarzen Humor und Groteskes doch voll getroffen: :devil:

Dipendra Birendra (Kathmandu, Nepal, June 2001)

This is how you know that the 21st Century is going to be weirder than the 20th. First of all, you have to love anyone with a name like "Dipendra Birendra". Birendra was the crown prince of Nepal, and he looked just like Oddjob from the James Bond movies. His parents forbid him to marry the woman he loved, so he brought an assault weapon of some sort (reports vary between an Uzi and an AK-47) to the Friday evening family dinner. Some reports claim the palace security force was told to leave the building beforehand. Clever boy! The rampage lasted about fifteen minutes, and ranged from the dining hall through several other rooms and into the garden. He killed both his parents and a bunch of siblings and cousins and uncles and stuff. When the palace guards finally busted their way back in, Birendra shot himself, adding suicide to a list that already included matricide, patricide, fratricide, and regicide. He did not die immediately, but instead lay in a coma for a few days-- during which time he was crowned the new King by Nepalese constitutional procedure!

The Nepalese people loved the prince and refused to believe he could have done such a thing; rioting ensued that killed 3 and injured 14 more people. The official royal explanation of the incident (briefly) was that the Prince's gun "accidentally exploded"; considering there were people dead all over the palace, it must have been loaded with the same Magic Bullets that hit JFK from two different directions.

* 27 points for 9 celebrity kills (3 pts each instead of the normal 1)
* 6 points for 4 celebrity wounded (1.5 pts each instead of the normal 0.5)
* +25% for style (ordering the guards away, being crowned King while comatose)
* x1/2 for suicide
* +1.5 for aftermath dead, +3.5 for aftermath wounded

Total: 25.63