Haha, alte Sau!

[mofa84]

What's internet sex? (Auszug eines Chats)

<Bob> yo, a/s/l
<Jenny> 18/f/new york, u?
<Bob> wow, I'm 18 too. really, i am. wanna cyber?
<Jenny> sure!
* Bob sticks hi stounge down your throate
* Jenny gigglez & strokes Bob's crotch
<Bob> Ugnh, Im cumming!
<Jenny> Alredy?
<Bob> well, i was masturbating befor you got here.
<Jenny> o.
<Bob> sorry!

[Delmond]

:lol:;D:lol:

Naja ist ja auch viel einfacher so. Kein nervendes Vorspiel mehr, es ist scheissegal wie hässlich der andere ist.
Ich würde sagen cybersex die Erfindeung des 21. jahrhunderts. :D

[mofa84]

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Ten minutes later, the user is still persistent that he is right. The tech is frustrated and give up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
Ten minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
One hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

[Amarok]

:rofl:

[StefanV]

oh mann...

Wenn das wahr ist...

[GloomY]

hrhr :D

[Mr Lolman]

@mofa84:

He mofa84 wer ist der Typ halb im bild von deinem aktuellen Avatar.

Ich kenn jemanden der glaubt, dass er ihn kennt.
Sag mal mofa - bist du Ösi oda Piefke ???

[Harakiri]

ROFL das mit dem Tech Support war Geil :D

[mofa84]

Originally posted by Mr Lolman
@mofa84:

He mofa84 wer ist der Typ halb im bild von deinem aktuellen Avatar.

Ich kenn jemanden der glaubt, dass er ihn kennt.
Sag mal mofa - bist du Ösi oda Piefke ??? dass ist der mayr aus Strass.

[GAMaus]

Originally posted by Harakiri
ROFL das mit dem Tech Support war Geil :D

yep! ;D

[Korak]

:rofl:

[Gast]

:rofl:

[Plutos]

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[CannedCaptain]

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