Kurzgeschichte / Satire: Writer's Block

[nggalai]

The white page mocks me. Well, it doesn't really do that as white pages, just as hand-made paper or vellum, does lack a certain level of cognition to be able to mock anybody or anything. But still, the white page looks surprisingly smug. And impatient.
Write on me. Now.
I can't.
Write! I say, write! Oh baby, put your precious fluids on my soft skin and rub in your heart's desire!
I try! But I can't find the right words to begin with the story!
Well, try harder! I'm not here for my pleasure, you know. Trees had to die so I could lie in front of you! Put your backbone in it!
Sorry, my backbone won't help me write a decent piece, and you know it. What am I saying, you're just a white piece of paper. You don't know shit.
The page falls silent. I might have offended it. I shrug and open another packet of cigarettes. I'm back to Gitanes Blondes, The Choice of Discerning Writers Everywhere. Well, of the smoking lot at least. Or those who can't get anything but imported French cigarettes from their tobacco shop. Or are too much of a pussy to try out some real hardcore stuff, such as, say, Lucky Strike.

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[Thanatos]

:ulol:


Und das obwohl das mein Schulenglisch etwas übersteigt;);(



Haste eben mal wieder etwas mehr zeit für´s forum? oder gar für den LTDW :);):biggrin:


Weiter so :up:

[Mr. Bandit]

Stellenweise musste ich ganz gut schmunzeln, v.a. bei: "You don't know shit.The page falls silent. I might have offended it.".

Privat schreibe ich zwar nicht, jedoch hatte ich bei Aufsätzen in der Schule oftmals ähnliche Probleme. Man hat schon etliche Ideen für Haupteil und Schluß aber wie fängt man bloß an? Man guckt bisschen in der Klasse rum, aber das einzige was man sieht sind Mitschüler, die dasselbe Problem zu haben scheinen, nicht gerade inspirierend. Also doch wieder auf's Blatt gucken :D.